Slowly but surely my bedroom is coming along. This is a reading corner that my mom and I put together.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Ha ha ha
So I found this on one of my friend's blog and I thougth it was pretty funny.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'
Yawn
If you haven't noticed my life is pretty boring...It is the usual same ol' same ol'. Work and go to school, work and go to school, work and go to school, oh and did I mention work and go to school. My summer classes are almost over. I have about 2-3 weeks left and I can't wait. Everyone please pray that I pass these two classes. It is hard to retake the same class over and over again. Believe me I am having to retake a math class over. But the good thing about it is my teacher said that I was doing good. So I sure hope so.
Sorry everyone that I don't keep this thing up. Just don't have anything real important to say.
Sorry everyone that I don't keep this thing up. Just don't have anything real important to say.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Janae's Wedding
Yesterday was Janae and Cameron's wedding. It was very pretty. This is the only picture that mom could get because you weren't aloud to have cameras in the cerimony. I was the 2nd bridesmaid and Sethly was an Usher.
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