Slowly but surely my bedroom is coming along. This is a reading corner that my mom and I put together.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Ha ha ha
So I found this on one of my friend's blog and I thougth it was pretty funny.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS.. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'
Yawn
If you haven't noticed my life is pretty boring...It is the usual same ol' same ol'. Work and go to school, work and go to school, work and go to school, oh and did I mention work and go to school. My summer classes are almost over. I have about 2-3 weeks left and I can't wait. Everyone please pray that I pass these two classes. It is hard to retake the same class over and over again. Believe me I am having to retake a math class over. But the good thing about it is my teacher said that I was doing good. So I sure hope so.
Sorry everyone that I don't keep this thing up. Just don't have anything real important to say.
Sorry everyone that I don't keep this thing up. Just don't have anything real important to say.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Janae's Wedding
Yesterday was Janae and Cameron's wedding. It was very pretty. This is the only picture that mom could get because you weren't aloud to have cameras in the cerimony. I was the 2nd bridesmaid and Sethly was an Usher.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
My New Job
Well according to Miss Jenny Poo it is time for a new blog.
I have a new job at Wal-Mart. It is no longer working at the Service Desk listening to people's complaints and not getting their way. I am now a Claims Assosiate. This is where if you return an item that is broken or the packaging is open, I am the one to receive it. I have to pretty much package it up in a box and ship it off to where it is supposed to go. I really hope I like this job. It pays more money.
I have a new job at Wal-Mart. It is no longer working at the Service Desk listening to people's complaints and not getting their way. I am now a Claims Assosiate. This is where if you return an item that is broken or the packaging is open, I am the one to receive it. I have to pretty much package it up in a box and ship it off to where it is supposed to go. I really hope I like this job. It pays more money.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
My Weekend
Well according to Jenny it is now time to update.
Saturday some of the UBC choir and orchestra was able to enjoy a beautiful day at Turkey Run. I have never been there before, so I was excited to go. We left the school around 8:30. Had to stop on the side of the road and wait for the van. Finally we made it to Turkey Run. The only thing that I didn't like about this place was, every where you went there was gnats. Our first item on agenda was going canoeing. I have only done this once and it was when I was in elementry school. My canoeing partner had only done it once long time ago as well. So this was going to be an interesting trip. We were doing ok until we couldn't figure out how to turn fast and we ran into another boat. We did fine, no tipping over, until we ran into the imbankment. That is when our boat decided to tip. It was actually fun. Some guys that weren't in our group came over to help us. It is pretty sad when no one from our school decides to help. While my partner and I were waiting on the guy to flip over our boat, a couple from our school finally decided to come over and help. Thanks! After about an hour of canoeing it was over. So we all waited on everyone to get back so we could go to the park and eat. I decided to change first since I was soaked. I went and ate and was one of the last ones to finish. One of my best guy friends and I decided to go hiking. We didn't really want to go far, but what turned into not wanting to go very far turned into and hour of hiking. We both enjoyed it. We sent and seen a water fall, I sorta fell in the mud, then we finally made it back to "camp". My feet were really starting to hurt because of all the rocks. I was walking barefoot because I didn't want to get my shoes all muddy. Some of the guys decided to play with their air soft guns, then they all decided to play a baseball game of 500. While they were doing that us girls decided to get a tan and me a burn.
Sunday we went to my grandparents house for mother's day. I slept most of the way there, most of the time we were at their house, and most of the way home. I was tired from my long Saturday.
Saturday some of the UBC choir and orchestra was able to enjoy a beautiful day at Turkey Run. I have never been there before, so I was excited to go. We left the school around 8:30. Had to stop on the side of the road and wait for the van. Finally we made it to Turkey Run. The only thing that I didn't like about this place was, every where you went there was gnats. Our first item on agenda was going canoeing. I have only done this once and it was when I was in elementry school. My canoeing partner had only done it once long time ago as well. So this was going to be an interesting trip. We were doing ok until we couldn't figure out how to turn fast and we ran into another boat. We did fine, no tipping over, until we ran into the imbankment. That is when our boat decided to tip. It was actually fun. Some guys that weren't in our group came over to help us. It is pretty sad when no one from our school decides to help. While my partner and I were waiting on the guy to flip over our boat, a couple from our school finally decided to come over and help. Thanks! After about an hour of canoeing it was over. So we all waited on everyone to get back so we could go to the park and eat. I decided to change first since I was soaked. I went and ate and was one of the last ones to finish. One of my best guy friends and I decided to go hiking. We didn't really want to go far, but what turned into not wanting to go very far turned into and hour of hiking. We both enjoyed it. We sent and seen a water fall, I sorta fell in the mud, then we finally made it back to "camp". My feet were really starting to hurt because of all the rocks. I was walking barefoot because I didn't want to get my shoes all muddy. Some of the guys decided to play with their air soft guns, then they all decided to play a baseball game of 500. While they were doing that us girls decided to get a tan and me a burn.
Sunday we went to my grandparents house for mother's day. I slept most of the way there, most of the time we were at their house, and most of the way home. I was tired from my long Saturday.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Update From Yesterday
As many of you know (that read my boring blog), yesterday was National Day of Prayer. It was very interesting. It was so winding! When the wind went through the microphones it sounded like thunder, when the wind blew it blew into my flute so it was hard to play, Bro Glick's stand kept falling to the ground, and our music kept blowing away. But God really helped us through it. Also thanks Jackie for coming even though you were there like a half our early. Sorry about that.
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